The linguistics of Death Metal, and how to translate common English phrases into the Dark Lord’s Tongue

The Black Metal band ” Code .” Photo: Shutterstock. Doug Moore’s “Death Metal English” post at Invisible Oranges is the funniest thing I’ve read on the internet in a long time. He performs a linguistic analysis of the lyrics in Death Metal music, notes its use of adjectives and baroquely florid multisyllabic arcaneness, and offers some helpful translations of common English phrases. Normal English: “This bok choy isn’t very good” Death Metal English: “CASTIGATING THE VERDANT ISSUANCE OF THE SOILS OF JIANGNAN” Normal English: “I need to take a nap” Death Metal English: “RIPPED INTO THE UTTER EXHAUSTION OF THE MIDDLE DAY” Normal English: “Thanks for explaining the train schedule” Death Metal English: “PROFFERING GRATITUDE UPON THE CHRONOCRATION OF THE JUGGERNAUTS OF RETICULATED METALS AND FIRE” Normal English: “You have to mow the lawn” Death Metal English: “BRING DOWN THE SCYTHE OF GODS UPON THE NECKS OF THE GREEN-RIBBED LEGIONS AND SWEEP AWAY THEIR WRETCHED BODIES; THOU ART IMPLORED BY ME” Read the whole thing . It’s been making the rounds for a few weeks, but I’m so glad I caught it. Video above: Nile – “Chapter Of Obeisance Before Giving Breath To The Inert One In The Presence Of The Cresent-Shaped Horns”        

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Army 3D-Prints Futuristic Electronics In Its Own New Jersey Mini-City

Defense Systems reports on the Army’s 3D printing operation at the Picatinny Arsenal in New Jersey, describing how they’ve been using additive manufacturing to print antennas into helmets, sensors into clothes, and even whole functioning batteries— among other things . Gizmodo was at the lab last week to see these machines in action, and to photograph the fascinating things going on in this “defense R&D mini-city.” [ Defense Systems ] Read more…        

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How Medical Nanotech Will Change Humanity Forever

Futurists have long speculated that nanotechnology — the engineering of materials and devices at the molecular scale — will revolutionize virtually every field it touches, medicine being no exception. Here’s what to expect when you have fleets of molecule-sized robots coursing through your veins. Read more…        

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NASA Engineers Built an Insanely Complex Bullet-Time Rig For Fun

Back in May, our friend and ex-NASA JPL engineer Mark Rober , figured out a way to shoot “bullet time” videos on the cheap , with a ceiling fan, a pair of flashlights, and a GoPro. Pretty damn creative, but the rig had its limitations. So Mark set out to find a way to create a similar set-up, this time using a high-end Phantom camera. Thank goodness. Read more…        

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Crowfunded prize for first open jailbreak of Ios 7

Elizabeth Stark writes, “We’re pleased to announce the Device Freedom Prize : a crowdfunded reward for the first developer(s) who release an open source iOS 7 jailbreak. Providing users the ability to control their devices is crucial in an age where we’re increasingly dependent on our mobile phones. An open source jailbreak provides users the capability to install what they want on their own devices, the ability to audit the code they’re using to do so, and enables disabled users to more easily use their devices .” “We’ve assembled a judging panel of awesome folks that care a lot about these issues, including Boing Boing’s own Cory Doctorow; Kyle Wiens, CEO of iFixit; Biella Coleman, Professor and Author of Coding Freedom, and Chris Maury, Accessibility Advocate. Contribute to the prize to help make an open source iOS jailbreak a reality.” Is iOS7 jailbroken yet? ( Thanks, Elizabeth ! )        

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NSA collecting 5 billion cellphone location records per day

Hey everyone, the government’s tracking you. Quelle surprise. In what has to be one of the least shocking pieces of news to come from the Edward Snowden leaks, The Washington Post is reporting that the National Security Agency has been gathering surveillance data on foreign cellphone users’ whereabouts globally, with some Americans potentially caught in the net. The database, which collects about 5 billion records per day, is so vast that not even the NSA has the proper tools to sift through it all. That’s not to say the agency hasn’t been able to make “good” use of it with analytics programs, though. One such program, ominously labeled Co-Traveler, allows the NSA to determine “behaviorally relevant relationships” based on data from signals intelligence activity designators (or sigads for short) located around the world, including one codenamed “Stormbrew.” That’s a lot of jargon for what are essentially data hubs that collect geolocation information down to the cell tower level. Co-Traveler can locate targets of interest based on cellphone users moving in tandem, even if they’re unknown threats — frequent meetups with an existing suspect could reveal a close associate, for instance. As we’ve come to expect by now, both the NSA and the Office of the Director for National Intelligence argue that this location-based surveillance is legal. Agency representatives tell the Post that the collection system doesn’t purposefully track Americans. However, the NSA also says it can’t determine how many US residents get swept up in these location scans; there are concerns that it’s following targets protected by Fourth Amendment search rights. Joseph Volpe contributed to this report. Filed under: Cellphones , Internet , Mobile Comments Source: Washington Post

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Microsoft’s immediate plans against NSA ‘threat’: court challenges, encryption and transparency

The NSA / PRISM / MUSCULAR scandal sparked by Edward Snowden’s leaks stained many tech companies, and tonight Microsoft has laid out several plans it hopes will convince customers (particularly non-US businesses and foreign governments) they’re safe using its products and services . In a blog post , general counsel and executive VP Brad Smith lays out a three pronged approach of “immediate and coordinated action” against the threat of government snooping. It’s expanding the use of encryption to cover any content moving between it and its customers, any transmissions between its data centers, and data stored on its servers — all of this is said to be in place by the end of 2014. In terms of court orders that may push it to reveal data , Microsoft is committing to notify “business and government” customers of any legal orders, and if it is prevented from doing so by a gag order, says it will challenge those in court. Finally, it’s expanding the existing program giving governments access to its source code so they can make sure it doesn’t contain any back doors. According to Reuters , this will put Microsoft on par with other Internet companies like Amazon Web Services, Yahoo and Google for how it treats data. Still, while that may help foreign diplomats feel better about logging into Outlook or Skype , there are probably a few individuals who will keep their tin foil hats on, Kinect cameras covered and cellphones off . Filed under: Internet , Microsoft Comments Source: Microsoft TechNet Blog

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Bluetooth Is Getting an Intelligence Boost to Save Your Battery

Since Bluetooth was given an overhaul in 2010 with the 4.0 standard, it’s surged in popularity, being used in everything from wireless speakers to smartwatches. Now, the connection is getting a shot in the arm—and it should help save your battery. Read more…        

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World’s Largest Ship Floated For the First Time

Zothecula writes “A ship with a hull longer than the Empire State Building is tall has been floated out of dry dock in Geoje, South Korea. Measuring 488 m (1, 601 ft) long and 74 m (243 ft) wide, the hull belongs to Shell’s Prelude floating liquefied natural gas (FLNG) facility, which upon completion will be the largest floating facility ever built.” Read more of this story at Slashdot.

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