What Are the Weirdest Languages in the World?

According to Idibon, a company that makes language processing applications, these are the weirdest languages on different continents: In North America: Chalcatongo Mixtec, Choctaw, Mesa Grande Diegueño, Kutenai, and Zoque; in South America: Paumarí and Trumai; in Australia/Oceania: Pitjantjatjara and Lavukaleve; in Africa: Harar Oromo, Iraqw, Kongo, Mumuye, Ju|’hoan, and Khoekhoe; in Asia: Nenets, Eastern Armenian, Abkhaz, Ladakhi, and Mandarin; and in Europe: German, Dutch, Norwegian, Czech, and Spanish. But is weirdness relative? Maybe the World Atlas of Language Structures provides a source for objective evaluation. Here’s what Idibon did with it: For each value that a language has, we calculate the relative frequency of that value for all the other languages that are coded for it. So if we had included subject-object-verb order then English would’ve gotten a value of 0.355 (we actually normalized these values according to the overal entropy for each feature, so it wasn’t exactly 0.355, but you get the idea). The Weirdness Index is then an average across the 21 unique structural features. But because different features have different numbers of values and we want to reduce skewing, we actually take the harmonic mean (and because we want bigger numbers = more weird, we actually subtract the mean from one). In this blog post, I’ll only report languages that have a value filled in for at least two-thirds of features (239 languages). What’s the weirdest language (subjectively speaking) that you’ve ever encountered? Link -via Marginal Revolution (Photo: Amazon.com)

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Accept The Fact That You’re Aging Breath Spray

  Accept The Fact That You’re Aging Breath Spray   We heard that you were getting old. Not to worry. Now you can make the bitterness of life more palatable with The Accept The Fact That You’re Aging Breath Spray from the NeatoShop. This spearmint-flavored breath spray is less emotionally painful than therapy and much cheaper than plastic surgery.  Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Personal Care items.  Link

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Oldest Grave Flowers

The tradition of burying loved ones with grave flowers turns out to be quite an old one. Archaeologists Daniel Nadel and colleagues discovered the oldest example in a grave in Israel’s Mount Carmel, dating back 12, 000 years ago: Ancient mourners lined four graves with the flowers, most notably one that holds the bodies of two people. The pair—an adult male and an adolescent of undetermined sex—belonged to the primitive  Natufian culture , which flourished between 15, 000 and 11, 600 years ago in an area that is now Israel, Jordan, Lebanon, and Syria. The Natufian society was one of the first—possibly  the  first—to transition from a roaming hunter-gatherer lifestyle to permanent settlements, and was also the first to establish true graveyards, said study leader  Daniel Nadel , an archaeologist at the University of Haifa in Israel. The new discovery indicates that the Natufians were also among the first to use flowers to honor their dead. Link

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Unlooted Tomb of the Wari is Filled with Treasures and Human Sacrifice

Photo: Daniel Gionnoni Archaeologists have discovered something truly stunning, the first unlooted imperial tomb of the Wari, an ancient civilization in South America that existed between 700 and 1000 A.D. The tomb, located in modern day Peru, is filled with treasures, precious artefact and – cue the ominous music – human sacrifice: Tomb robbers had long dumped rubble on the ridge. Digging through the rubble last September, Giersz and his team uncovered an ancient ceremonial room with a stone throne. Below this lay a large mysterious chamber sealed with 30 tons of loose stone fill. Giersz decided to keep digging. Inside the fill was a huge carved wooden mace. “It was a tomb marker,” says Giersz, “and we knew then that we had the main mausoleum.” As the archaeologists carefully removed the fill, they discovered rows of human bodies buried in a seated position and wrapped in poorly preserved textiles. Nearby, in three small side chambers, were the remains of three Wari queens and many of their prized possessions, including weaving tools made of gold. “So what were these first ladies doing at the imperial court? They were weaving cloth with gold instruments,” says Makowski. National Geographic Daily News has the scoop: Link

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Cellograff: How to Graffiti A Mural Without A Wall

Want to practice your tags but don’t want to commit a felony by vandalizing property? Then head to the forest with a few rolls of cellophane. Bam -instant disposable walls you can spray paint as much as you want. Link

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LEDs in an Engagement Ring

Ben’s engagement ring is awesome not only because it lights up, but because it lights up when he and his girlfriend hold hands: Putting a battery of capacitor inside a ring is nigh impossible, so [Ben] decided to power the LEDs with an inductive charging circuit. A coil of wire wound around kapton tape serves as the inductor and a small SMD capacitor powers three very bright and very tiny LEDs. The inductive charging unit itself is a masterpiece of hackery; [Ben] wanted the ring to light up whenever he and his ladyfriend were holding hands. To do this, [Ben]‘s inductive charger is also a wearable device: a large coil of wire is the charger’s transformer and was would to fit around [Ben]‘s wrist. The entire charging circuit can be easily hidden under a jacket sleeve, making for a nearly magical light-up ring. You can watch a video of the ring at the link. Link

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Famous Authors’ Handwritten Outlines for Great Works of Literature

Many authors make outlines of their novels to keep the story arc in place, make sure the important parts are not missed, and to keep up with each character. They each have their own style, as well. See some handwritten outlines from James Salter, J.K. Rowling, Sylvia Plath, William Faulkner, and more at Flavorwire. The chart shown is how Joseph Heller kept up with the characters and their plot lines in Catch-22 . You can click the image twice at Flavorwire to bring up the large size, but you might need to put on your glasses to read it anyway. Link

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The Most Sleep Deprived Students in the World

Who *yawn* are the most sleep deprived students in the world? Students from the United States, according to new research by Chad Minnich of Boston College: “I think we underestimate the impact of sleep. Our data show that across countries internationally, on average, children who have more sleep achieve higher in maths, science and reading. That is exactly what our data show,” says Chad Minnich, of the TIMSS and PIRLS International Study Center. “It’s the same link for children who are lacking basic nutrition,” says Mr Minnich, based at the Lynch School of Education, Boston College. But what about those Asian students who study all the time? Asian countries are the highest-performing in maths tests – and Mr Minnich says this has often been associated with long hours and cramming in after-school classes. “One would assume that they would be extremely tired,” he said. “And yet when we look at the sleep factor for them, they don’t necessarily seem to be suffering from as much sleep deprivation as the other countries.” Minnich placed the blame on smartphones and laptops. Sean Coughlan of the BBC has more: Link

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The Curious Case of the Nonexistent Turtle

With all the stories about “de-extinction” of animal species lately, there’s one method that doesn’t get much notice -when scientists decide that an extinct species never existed in the first place. That applies to the case of Pelusios seychellensis , which, according to specimens collected by German naturalist August Brauer over 100 years ago, lived in the Seychelles off the east coast of Africa. Curiously, these turtles closely resembled turtles on the west coast of Africa, Pelusios castaneus . But they couldn’t be the same, because they lived so far apart. So the separate species name was coined in 1983. But even more curious, no one could find any specimens of Pelusios seychellensis in the Seychelles, and scientists concluded that the species had gone extinct during the 20th century. Not only that, they assumed that humans had caused the extinction. But wait… Brauer took the trip during which he was supposed to have collected the turtles between May 1895 to January 1896. But he didn’t immediately give his finds to a museum. Specimens from his private collection didn’t get transferred to the Zoological Museum Hamburg until five years after the Seychelles trip, and those turtles soon went on to Vienna’s Natural History Museum. Somewhere in all that shuffling, the west African turtles might have been lumped in with the Seychelles reptiles or otherwise confused. Whatever happened, though, a prominent clue indicates that the turtles were not collected from the wild. One, and possibly two, of the turtles have a perforation through their shells identical to the sort that turtle purveyors have traditionally used to tie turtles together until they are sold for food. Wherever Brauer got the turtles from, he seems to have purchased them. Oops. On the bright side, this means that humans did not cause the extinction of a turtle species, because Pelusios castaneus is still around -on Africa’s west coast. Read the saga of the disappearing turtles at Laelaps. Link   -via Not Exactly Rocket Science (Image credit: Stuckas et al., 2013)

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The Amazing Dr. Baker

The following is an article from the book Uncle John’s Supremely Satisfying Bathroom Reader . Illustrations by Kate Beaton of Hark! A Vagrant . Of all of the incredible women we’ve ever read about, Dr. Sara Josephine Baker is one of the most incredible. Her accomplishments are astounding, especially when you consider the time in which she lived. Next time you think one person can’t make a difference, remember Dr. Baker. RICHES TO RAGS Sara Josephine Baker was born to a life of privilege in Poughkeepsie, New York, in 1873. In those days there were no water treatment plants or indoor plumbing -people pulled their drinking water right out of the Hudson River. Unfortunately, the Baker family lived downstream from a hospital that discharged its waste right into the same river. The hospital treated people suffering from typhoid fever -and the germs went straight into the water. Baker’s father and younger brother both contracted the disease and died when she was 16 years old. Although the family was left with no income and small savings, Baker announced that she wanted to go to college to become a doctor, so that she could combat diseases like typhoid. But not many women became doctors in those days. Nevertheless, the young woman insisted, and her mother finally agreed. In 1900, after graduating from the Women’s Medical College of the New York Infirmary and completing her internship, Baker hung out her shingle in New York City. THe next year, she took the civil service exam and scored very high -high enough to qualify for the job of medical inspector for the Department of Health. A MISSION Perhaps because she was a woman, she was given the worst assignment of all: reducing the death rate in Hell’s Kitchen -one of the worst slums in New York. But among rat-infested buildings crammed with poverty-stricken immigrants, Dr. Baker found her calling. She went from tenement to tenement, searching for people with infectious diseases. She said, “I climbed stair after stair, knocked on door after door, met drunk after drunk, filthy mother after filthy mother, and dying baby after dying baby.” Every week, more than 4,500 people in this district died from cholera, dysentery, smallpox, typhoid, and other illnesses, fully a third of them newborn babies. Dr. Baker rolled up her sleeves and went to work. CHILDREN’S CRUSADE Focusing on the infant mortality rate, Baker led a team of nurses who went door to door teaching mothers the value of nutrition, cleanliness, and ventilation. She set up milk stations where free pasteurized milk was given away; she standardized inspections of schoolchildren for contagious diseases; she insisted each school needed its own doctor and nurse; she set up a system for licensing midwives; she invented a simple baby formula that mothers could mix up at home; and she devised a widespread club for young girls to teach them how to properly babysit their younger siblings. In short, she set up a comprehensive health care program for the prevention of disease in children. Her goal: Prevent disease rather than treating it after it occurred. Baker found that babies wrapped in cumbersome clothing were dying of the oppressive heat or from accidental suffocation. So she designed baby clothing that was light, roomy, comfortable, and opened down the front. This clothing became so popular so quickly that McCall’s Pattern Company bought the design, playing Baker a penny royalty for each one sold. The Metropolitan Life Insurance Company ordered 20,000 copies of the pattern and distributed them to policy holders. She found that babies routinely received silver nitrate eyedrops to prevent blindness from gonorrhea. But bottles of the solution often became contaminated, or they evaporated so that the concentration of silver nitrate was at a dangerous level, thus causing the blindness that it was intended to prevent.  Baker invented a foolproof sanitary solution: beeswax capsules, each containing enough solution for one eye. The capsules could not become contaminated and the drops inside could not evaporate. The method was soon being used around the world, and the rate of blindness in babies plummeted. CHEATING DEATH After finding that orphanages had a high rate of infant deaths, Baker became on of the first people to theorize that babies who received no cuddling and cooing simply died of loneliness. After a plan was followed to place orphaned infants with foster mothers, the death rate dropped. Because of Baker’s efforts, the city created the Division of Child Hygiene in 1908 and appointed her the chief. Within 15 years, New York City had the lowest infant mortality rate of any city in the United States or Europe. An astounding statistic: It’s estimated that from 1908, when she went to work for the new division, to 1923, when she left, she saved some 82,000 lives. EXPERT ADVICE Dr. Baker was without a doubt the leading expert of the time on children’s health. In 1916 the dean of the New York University Medical School asked her to lecture the students on the subject. She agreed, on one condition -that he allow her to enroll and attend classes. He refused; women weren’t allowed at his college. So she told him to find someone else. But there wasn’t anyone who knew as much as Baker did. He finally gave in, and because he allowed her to attend the college, he had to open the campus to other women as well. In 1917 she became the first woman to receive a doctorate in public health from the school. World War I strained the U.S. economy, and the poor got poorer. Baker pointed out to a reporter for The New York Times that American soldiers were dying at the rate of 4%, while babies in the United States were dying at a rate of 12%, making it safer to be in the trenches of France than to be born in the USA. Because of the publicity this generated, she was able to start a citywide school lunch program for older children, which became a model for the world. WORLD-CLASS Suddenly, Dr. Baker was in high demand. An international charity asked her to take care of war refugees in France. London offered her the job of health director for their public school system. But she turned the offers down and was appointed Assistant Surgeon General of the United States, the first woman ever to receive a federal government position. What else did this amazing woman accomplish? Following her retirement in 1923: * She represented the United States on the Health Committee of the League of Nations, as the first woman to be a professional representative to the League. * She helped apprehend Typhoid Mary -twice. * She oversaw creation of the Federal Children’s Bureau and Public Health Services, which evolved into the Department of Health and Human Services. * She helped establish child hygiene departments in every state in the union. * She served as a member of over 25 medical societies. * She was a consultant to the New York State Department of Health. * She served as president of the American Medical Women’s Association. * She wrote over 250 articles and five books, including her autobiography in 1939. Dr. Baker’s enduring legacy: by the time she died in 1945, over half of the babies born each year in New York City were cared for at the health stations she established.   See more of Kate Beaton’s artwork at Hark! A Vagrant .   The article above is reprinted with permission from Uncle John’s Supremely Satisfying Bathroom Reader . Since 1988, the Bathroom Reader Institute had published a series of popular books containing irresistible bits of trivia and obscure yet fascinating facts . If you like Neatorama, you’ll love the Bathroom Reader Institute’s books – go ahead and check ’em out!  

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